One sentence at a time story

[toyotafan]

Let's write a story. Each person writes only one sentence, make sure that it flows from the sentence written just before.

I'll start the story here:

What's going on? I walked outside and it was raining mud and I knew it would be a great day to take out my new 4x4 Tundra!

 

[Truckin]

I hopped up into the cab, fired her up and was off like a rocket down the mud-filled road.

 

[Toyota Girl]

It was hard to see the road through all of the mud but nothing was going to stop me from getting to my destination on time.

 

[toyotafan]

I was headed out to the annual pig tossing competition at the county fairgrounds.

 

[ToyotaPitty]

I loaded my pig in the back of the truck to toss it.

 

[toyotafan]

But there was so much mud coming down that the pig started sliding around the bed of the truck.

 

[Truckin]

The pig knocked on the rear window and asked if I would slow down.

 

[ToyotaPitty]

Being shocked that the pig could talk, I slammed on the breaks and turned to look at him.

 

[Billy]

And the pig said, "What, You act as if you never heard a pig talk".

 

[toyotafan]

So I hit the brakes hard, turned and watch the PIG FLY out of the bed of the truck and into the mud.

 

[MuddyTacoma]

I thought, that's funny I thought I would never see a pig fly in my entire life, now this makes the second time.

 

[MD_Weems]

As the pig flew by, I think he shot me the bird.... but it was hard to tell with his hoof covered in mud.

 

[toyotafan]

That gives new meaning to the term, "When pigs fly!" I thought to myself.

 

[MuddyTacoma]

So I stopped and got out and grabbed the pig and said, What's for breakfast piggy?

 

[MuddyTacoma]

Anyone else?

 

[DaniMolo]

And the piggy told me, that he's not hungry, so I should choose breakfast by myself and that's what I did - pancakes.

 

[toyotafan]

Desperado.

 

[rickc5]

So I had bacon, ham & sausage for breakfast, thinking that I should have brought my shotgun to shoot that obnoxious pig out of the air.

 

[MuddyTacoma]

I laughed. If only pigs could fly, haga. They can

 

[fxbrokersCego]

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