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Have you noticed while shopping that the employees seem a lil creepy? Since the install of self-checkout do they appear to look like they live there? Is it everywhere? Am I the only one noticing or imagination? Spooky?

It's 1973 an everyone is getting CB Radios. So, The guy goes to Radio Shack to buy a CB radio base station and an antenna. Salesman says, "Allright I have just the set of Beams for you" The next day a Contractor shows up and installs a huge set of Beams. Now the has heard the best time to be...

The Guy is in jail for a year & to pass the time he catches a fly, teaches it to do tricks. His in the Cell lover orders Catnip and spreads it. The fly disappeared when it got loose. Jealousy is hell spelled wrong way!

A male teacher is teaching physics in an all girls school. One day, he was teaching the topic of electricity. "A net electrical charge means the resulting electrical charge on an object. It normally means that an object has a positive or negative charge. Do you understand?" There is a Pregnant...

Axx's announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The " iTit " will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup size, speaker size, and storage capacity. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring...

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman...

The Oldest profession is not what you might believe! "Yes, we create Chaos," the computer AI scientist says. The vote came back, Chaos is the oldest profession known to man!

$15.....for holding the personal journal on....

Foreigners are killed when the train derails in the Mountains of Austria. They find they are descending down a tunnel with a bright light ahead. Soon they disembark into a beautiful Country with a Guy Dressed all in white. He happily greets them and shakes their hands individually. He then says...