Just a rant, I'm going to use my Google talk to text function, I'm ranting so I'm not really going to go back and correct if there any weird words (edit: lots of wrong words so I am editing...)
So a couple of weeks ago my kid had a meltdown, this is my youngest kid, because he did something wrong and his punishment was to go sit in his room.
After he got back to his room he proceeded to empty every drawer on his wall toy stacker, which is one of these IKEA wall units. It's like 7 feet tall and there are 15 different ways to configure the bins as they slide in and out.
So he goes back and starts pulling everything off the wall throwing it in the middle of is room cuz he didn't want to sit in time out in this room.
So I go back to see what's going on and there's a mountain of stuff that he's stumbling over, and he probably twisted his ankle in his room.
That is he twisted his own ankle in the pile of stuff that's all over the floor, and this is a lot of stuff. Took a while to clean up.
So a day later he mentioned his foot hurting a little bit, well he did the day before but I thought it was better and we took him to swim lessons.
At Lifetime Fitness in Mansfield Texas.
Needless to say we thought it was fine, and he was fine, but he told his instructor a little fantasy tale that I broke his foot that I'm mean that I yell at him (untrue, true and super-true statements, especially after he destroyed his room) ... and he also said that we did not take him to the doctor to get the broken foot fixed.
So that was on a Thursday, Monday morning at 8 a.m. I hear this bam bam bam bam bam on my front door and if they didn't go away.
So I get up go take a look and there's a woman there and I open the door and like "hello" and I hear those words that are still active in my mind "hello I'm so-and-so with child protective services we got it report of abuse that we need to investigate."
So I step outside close the door behind me she's demanding to see the kids, she's demanding to come inside saying things like "I really need to get inside", "I have to see inside your house I have to talk to your kids."
And I'm like "oh no you don't let's talk first to see what the accusation is" excetera excetera ... "I happen to know that we have something called a Bill of Rights in the Constitution, and I know there's a fourth amendment against unreasonable search and seizure and 5th Amendment which means I don't have to talk to you I have the right to not say anything and not to incriminate myself. And by the way you're not talking to my kids without me present and my attorney."
So it took about a half hour or so to figure out what was going on and finally I realized CPS has an old phone number which we haven't even used in 5 or 6 years ... Also, you have all of the names of my kids that somebody gave you and it's in reference to it somebody's foot being hurt ... so I have to conclude that was at the swim lessons and instead of talking to us about it which anybody normally would do hey did your kid break his foot or, even stopping the lesson because they think a kid has a broken foot, now they just called CPS after the fact and gave me a massive amount of headache had to go to the doctor and dropped $230 on an exam even though we just been there the week prior and the attorney fees for if I have to do anything else talk to anyone else are going to start Manning up $200 an hour.
I get the fact that there are crazy sick and sadistic people out there who will hurt children, those are probably extremely rare cases but they're pretty horrible when they happen. How about looking at our file and seen we've been members there for seven years we've taken our kids there for seven years in the child care, swim lessons, rock climbing, racquetball, xcetera.
We take care of our kids their health, dental, they're well fed, have excellent Medical...
How about talking to us in just a simple conversation instead of just running off a call and CPS cause a massive headache and my wife felt like she was going to break down and start crying when she heard.
That's it, I'm pulling into Lifetime Fitness right now to talk to the general manager and cancel my membership and get money back for the swim lessons which we're never going to send our kids to again. Just a nightmare people have some common sense!
Update. Lifetime fitness HQ called me. They have a corporate policy to report to cps every time they are told by a child that they were abused, even if the child clearly is fine.
Just beware. We're joining the Y.
So a couple of weeks ago my kid had a meltdown, this is my youngest kid, because he did something wrong and his punishment was to go sit in his room.
After he got back to his room he proceeded to empty every drawer on his wall toy stacker, which is one of these IKEA wall units. It's like 7 feet tall and there are 15 different ways to configure the bins as they slide in and out.
So he goes back and starts pulling everything off the wall throwing it in the middle of is room cuz he didn't want to sit in time out in this room.
So I go back to see what's going on and there's a mountain of stuff that he's stumbling over, and he probably twisted his ankle in his room.
That is he twisted his own ankle in the pile of stuff that's all over the floor, and this is a lot of stuff. Took a while to clean up.
So a day later he mentioned his foot hurting a little bit, well he did the day before but I thought it was better and we took him to swim lessons.
At Lifetime Fitness in Mansfield Texas.
Needless to say we thought it was fine, and he was fine, but he told his instructor a little fantasy tale that I broke his foot that I'm mean that I yell at him (untrue, true and super-true statements, especially after he destroyed his room) ... and he also said that we did not take him to the doctor to get the broken foot fixed.
So that was on a Thursday, Monday morning at 8 a.m. I hear this bam bam bam bam bam on my front door and if they didn't go away.
So I get up go take a look and there's a woman there and I open the door and like "hello" and I hear those words that are still active in my mind "hello I'm so-and-so with child protective services we got it report of abuse that we need to investigate."
So I step outside close the door behind me she's demanding to see the kids, she's demanding to come inside saying things like "I really need to get inside", "I have to see inside your house I have to talk to your kids."
And I'm like "oh no you don't let's talk first to see what the accusation is" excetera excetera ... "I happen to know that we have something called a Bill of Rights in the Constitution, and I know there's a fourth amendment against unreasonable search and seizure and 5th Amendment which means I don't have to talk to you I have the right to not say anything and not to incriminate myself. And by the way you're not talking to my kids without me present and my attorney."
So it took about a half hour or so to figure out what was going on and finally I realized CPS has an old phone number which we haven't even used in 5 or 6 years ... Also, you have all of the names of my kids that somebody gave you and it's in reference to it somebody's foot being hurt ... so I have to conclude that was at the swim lessons and instead of talking to us about it which anybody normally would do hey did your kid break his foot or, even stopping the lesson because they think a kid has a broken foot, now they just called CPS after the fact and gave me a massive amount of headache had to go to the doctor and dropped $230 on an exam even though we just been there the week prior and the attorney fees for if I have to do anything else talk to anyone else are going to start Manning up $200 an hour.
I get the fact that there are crazy sick and sadistic people out there who will hurt children, those are probably extremely rare cases but they're pretty horrible when they happen. How about looking at our file and seen we've been members there for seven years we've taken our kids there for seven years in the child care, swim lessons, rock climbing, racquetball, xcetera.
We take care of our kids their health, dental, they're well fed, have excellent Medical...
How about talking to us in just a simple conversation instead of just running off a call and CPS cause a massive headache and my wife felt like she was going to break down and start crying when she heard.
That's it, I'm pulling into Lifetime Fitness right now to talk to the general manager and cancel my membership and get money back for the swim lessons which we're never going to send our kids to again. Just a nightmare people have some common sense!
Update. Lifetime fitness HQ called me. They have a corporate policy to report to cps every time they are told by a child that they were abused, even if the child clearly is fine.
Just beware. We're joining the Y.
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